Reasons why Harley's are better than women




  1. Harley's only need their fluids changed every  2,000 miles.
  2. Harley's curves never sag.
  3. Harley's last longer.
  4. Harley's don't get pregnant.
  5. You can ride a Harley any time of the month.
  6. Harley's don't whine unless something is really  wrong.
  7. You can kick your Harley to wake it up.
  8. You can share your Harley with your friends.  (Never! - MM)
  9. If your Harley makes too much noise, you can  buy a muffler.
  10. You only need to get a new belt for your Harley  when the old one is REALLY WORN.
  11. If your Harley smokes, you can do something  about it.
  12. Harley's don't care about how many other  Harley's you have ridden.
  13. When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at  the same time.
  14. Harley's don't mind if you look at other Harley's,  or if you buy motorcycle magazines.
  15. New Harley's must be asked for, and if you  don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
  16. If your Harley goes flat, you can fix it.
  17. If your Harley is too loose, you can tighten it.
  18. If your Harley is too soft, you can get different  shocks.
  19. If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to  have long discussions to correct it.
  20. You can have a beer while riding your Harley.
  21. You don't have to be jealous of the guy that  works on your Harley.
  22. You don't have to deal with priests or blood  tests to register your Harley.
  23. If you say bad things to your Harley, you don't  have to apologize before you can ride it again.
  24. You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it  won't get sore.
  25. Your parents don't remain in touch with your old  Harley after you dump it.
  26. Harley's always feel like being ridden.
  27. Harley's don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
  28. Your Harley never wants a night out alone with  the other Harley's.
  29. Harley's don't care if you are late.
  30. You don't have to take a shower before riding  your Harley.
  31. It's always OK to use tie downs on your Harley.
  32. If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint  it or get better parts.
  33. You can't get diseases from a Harley you don't  know very well.
  34. If you get rid of your Harley it doesn't get to  keep half of your stuff.
  35.  If you leave town you don't have to worry if  your Harley is letting somebody else ride it.  
  36. You can trade your Harley in for a newer model  without paying alimony.
  37. Your Harley doesn't mind if you play with it in  public. Hey! Not all women are opposed to that...some even prefer  it!!
  38. Your Harley has an off switch. You can totally  ignore your Harley as long as you want.
  39. Your Harley won't get offended if you suggest  bigger, aftermarket headlights.
  40. You know exactly how much your Harley is  going to take out of your checking account each month.
  41. Your Harley doesn't expect foreplay.
  42. Your Harley doesn't want to snuggle after being  ridden.
  43. People envy your Harley more the older it gets.
  44. Your Harley doesn't mind waiting outside while  you go into a strip club.
  45. If you don't want your Harley anymore, it's not  illegal to sell it.
  46. You can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one  cares!
  47. Harley's don't mind having two riders at the  same time.
  48. You can sit, drinking a beer & stare at your  Harley for hours & it won't ask you stupid questions!
  49. You can call your Harley anything in the book  and still get to ride it after it's all fired up!
  50. If you take care of your Harley, it will never get  to old for you to ride it.
  51. You can call your Harley a hog and it wont get  pissed.
  52. You don't have to give your Harley a ring in  order to get a ride! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL IT YOU LOVE IT!   

53.You can always tell if your Harley is turned on or not.       

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